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"Directory Enquiries

Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'

Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the
spelling is correct?'

Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'

!!!

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'

Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland '

!!!

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone
box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up
the window to write the number on.'

!!!

***

Verse from 'Tao Te Ching' by Lau Tzu,

number eighty one

MANIFESTING SIMPLICITY

The truth is not always beautiful,

nor beautiful words the truth.

Those who have virtue,

have no need of argument for its own sake,

for they know that argument is of no avail.

Those who have knowledge of the natural way

do not train themselves in cunning,

whilst those who use cunning to rule their lives,

and the lives of others, are not knowledgeable of the Tao,

nor of natural happiness.

The sage seeks not to have a store

of things or knowledge, for he knows,

the less of these he has, the more he has,

and that the more he gives,

the greater his abundance.

The way of the sage is pointed

but does not harm.

The way of the sage

is to work without cunning."

***

Adress to my channel:

idiotjim - HomeBrewed ToneWorks

http://www.youtube.com/user/idiotjim?feature=mhee

176 gets my work direct 106 573 videos showed, now january 2013 its about
800 to 1200 per week...why...?
I have no idea...

JimB

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