Unknown Origin - One day i came into existence and all the larks was singing old jazz standards
One day i came into existence and all the larks was singing old jazz standards to anoy the church.
Then i was lost until recent when my smell from 1976 ozed out from a subway and i took form again,
badly but form./nOne thing you guys must learn before the introgalactic (the vast within) dance is
this. READ!/n/n_____________________/n The name that can be named is not the/neternal name./nThe
nameless is the beginning of/nheaven and Earth./nThe named is the mother of the ten/nthousand
things./nEver desireless, one can see the/nmystery./nEver desiring, one sees
the/nmanifestations./nThese two spring from the same source/nbut differ in name; this appears
as/ndarkness./nDarkness within darkness./nThe gate to all
mystery./n___________________________/n/nIf you are to conquer the vast within - the mighty nothing-
you cant behave like cousins from ouglaneese./n/nAnd now some fun. you have a master among
you/n -Stephen Wright. Take it away double uuu/n/nI can remember the first time I had to go to
sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know
how." She said, "It's real easy.Just go down to the end of tired and hang a
left." So I went down to the endof tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was
there, andshe said "I thought I told you to go to sleep." /n /n/n/nI hate it when my foot falls
asleep during the day because that means it'sgoing to be up all night. /n /n/nWhen I woke up
this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" Isaid, "No, I made a few
mistakes." /n /n/nI was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. /n /n /n One night I
walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish.My dreams were showing
up on TV's all over the world. /n /n /nMy girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When
she's asleep, I go overthere and write misspelled words on them. /n /n /nI got up one morning
and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. Shesaid, "Hello, Information." I
said, "I can't find my socks." She said,"They're behind the couch."
And they were! /n /n /nI went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me
andsaid, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, Iknow,but to
me they're the same because I go by thickness." /n /n /n I bought a self learning record to
learn Spanish. I turned it on and went tosleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter
in Spanish. /n /n /nI was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wiresbackwards. I
erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, hesaid, "Hey, these records are all
blank." /n /n /nLast year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. Hecaught
every other fish. /n /n /nThere's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking
like an idiot. /n_________________/n/nbye
stephen?
Unknown Origin - One day i came into existence and all the larks was singing old jazz standards
Fri. Oct. 29th 2010
The Lucky Star Lounge
Front Royal, VA
Filmed by Paul Carey
